1) Fuzzy has finally, FINALLY learned to tip his head back when I'm washing his hair - "Oh, dat feels nice!" Yes, yes it does, as I've been trying to tell you for years, you wretched child. We've ended bath time in tears so very very often, because *someone* refused to either close his eyes or tilt his head backward when the shampoo was washed out.
2) Fuzz recently requested to stop wearing diapers to bed, and in a major achievement, slept through the night with only underwear on for two whole nights in a row. No accidents or anything - and then, of course, we moved.
3) Upon being offered half of The Pit's falafel pita - "No Daddy, give me real food, dat kids eat!"
4) Fuzz absolutely refused to go down for a nap, and ran away from me screaming to hide in the garage. I bring out an M&M, he magically appeared. "Can I have dat?" "Well, who gets candy?" "Little boys!" "Little boys who..." "Listen! Bed!" and ran to lay down. After dinner, he then asked if he could have more candy, because, and I quote, "I already pooped out the other candy, and now I need more!"
5) In preparation for the move, we were in the basement sorting toys when Fuzzy turned out the light. After I implored him to turn them on so I can see the toys, he said, "No mama, we don't need light. We can pretend we dolphins, and use echolocation."
5 years ago